23 Nov 2007

Toad Prohibition!

World News: A man was 'lifted' for toad licking? Apparently the Missouri man had intentions on getting a 'high' from licking the toad's venom glands. He was arrested for the 'possession of an hallucinogenic toad'. How much street cred would that generate for our maladjusted street urchins?
"Ya got some shit bro"?
"Na but yo gets a lick o'me toad for fifty squid... It's well cool init"!

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