
A typical conversation goes something like;
NYP: Police Emergency
Call: It ain't an emergency right, it's like I ain't got no credit on me mobi
NYP: You should ring 0845 60 60 247
Call: Like I just said, I ain't got no credit mate! You effing fick or summat?
British Telecom estimate that around 40% of all 999 calls are malicious - 2,700 of them are made in the North-East every year. Yep Mr Brown, the idea about raising the driving age is great and whilst your on, introduce financial and educational testing of our wonderful underclass chavs before they are authorised to operate a mobile telephone... I was going to say 'purchase' but it's probably nicked any way!
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