8 Aug 2007

Is the UK turning into a nation of Chavs?

So what yo' gunna do 'bout these f#>£ing Chavs Officer?

So says Donna, the multi tattooed single mother of three (so far). She stood on the street corner, two kids in a 'designer' double buggy complete with it's Burberry patterned cover whilst the eldest boy (3ish) stuck chewing gum to the post office window and picked his nose. She continued... It's effing disgusting right, like loads of poxy noise right, can't get my kids to sleep on a night, housing asociation are crap, blah, blah, blah... She went on, if you don't get sumat done soon Troy (boyfriend) is gonna leave and I can't survive without his benefits to go with mine, we'd 'ave to sell the widescreen and cancel Sky!

The Nation is filling up with these charming ladies (pillars of their society). She stood there resplendent in her badger hairdo with her masses of tacky 'bling' and displaying a further bun in t'oven, between her crop top and Nike tracksuit skirt, more like a pelmet actually as it barely covered her enormous backside. She tottered about from one tangoed leg to the other, her feet squezed into her extremely high white stiletto shoes and I must say, I was having difficulty deciding if the frantic movement was due to her agitated state or the lack of comfort in her shoes. She continued yet again, I told Chantalle last night in t'club right (man I was hammered)... Don't suppose you found her bag yet? It's designer you know, Prado like and it had her iPod and mobi in it. Bastards, you can't leave anything these days! Any ways can't stand here all day like, need to go in the post office for me money. My mom's looking after the kids this weekend coz me and the girls are off to Prague for a Hen weekend, bet we get smashed. Like I'll be pissed off if we don't right... Catch you later!

I continued my foot patrol dazed & confused, wondering if there's something in the alcopops that fuddles their heads!

Wikipedia Definition: Chav or Charv/Charver even Chavster (male) and Chavette (female) is a mainly derogatory slang term for a subcultural stereotype fixated on fashions derived from American Hip-Hop combined with elements of working class British street fashion. Chavs are generally considered to have no respect for society and to be ignorant or unintelligent. The term appeared in mainstream dictionaries in 2005. See www.chavscum.co.uk also.

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